[Helm]

That was a great story. If only you were sexually assaulted in the middle of the forest by an angry bear, you could go back in time and post it in my frustratingly true love stories thread in loveline, and therefore have your contribution be immortalized in the thread backups forum.

As it is, your amusing story will sink to the bowels of the internet sooner or later. All your effort at humourous trivilization of an otherwise seriously awful turn of events will serve just so a retard like arrowx can go 'lol'. Just another hint that god might hate you.