[Carnivore]

My friends are long-standing, well-respected members of the I-Mockery community. Your friends are either stuffed, imaginary, or half-witted miscreants (birds of a feather...).

I'm going to be uncharacteristically generous. The longer this exchange continues, the less chance you have of redeeming yourself. Don't make any new threads. Let this thread die. Disappear for a few days. Try again. Contribute to existing threads at that time. Good luck.