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Originally Posted by mburbank
If anyone hits on you just say
"I'm sorry, I'm married, I just don't have my wedding ring because I LOST IT INSIDE AN OBESE WHORE I WAS FISTING THE OTHER DAY!"
I bet that gets a warm chuckle from your co-workers.
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You sir, are very, very, cool in my book.
Can I plagarize your work on another forum I frequent?