[pjalne]

When I was a kid, I has this thing where both my feet couldn't touch the same material at the same time. So you'd constantly see me walking down the sidewalk with one foot on the asphalt part and the other on the concrete lining.

I could help myself when people were around, but when I was alone, I'd be putting one foot up on chairs and stuff to get across the living room this way. It was a bit of a hassle.