[Helm]

Don't take no crap jimbutsu, I'm with you. You're exactly the type me and others will obsessively cling to when you give it to all these asshole vets around here, with your infallible logic and misplaced philosophical jargon. Ok what you need is your very own unique onomatopoeic insult, prefferably a combination of two or more (if you're feeling adventurous) words like 'fucktard' or 'cuntflap' or something similar. Seeing how your angle is being extremely politically correct, I guess the number of bad words you can say is severily limited, so maybe "jerkoid"? I think that's good. Jerkoid. Has something to it. Now go! Remember, we're with you!