Lets get this thread back on track you fagniggars

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Anywho, this is an excellent question and I rightly have an excellent answer which will shake the very foundations of this topic. Since the beginning of time countless publications, some respectably trustworthy, others not ( Lets not get into the viability of Cosmo ya'll

), have attempted to tackle the subject. Having ventured into the dark corners of intercourse and plunged the murky depths of its lore I have undoubtedly come to a final conclusion.
The best position is her dead and my penis inside of her.