[Anonymous]

Don't listen to them Silly_Bucket, I'll explain it to you:

The expiration date on a condom is incredibly important. Latex condoms, you see, are made from freeze-dried semen (its freezing point is surprisingly high). After the expiration date, the chemical bonds begin to break down, and the constructor sperm can break off during intercourse, and impregnate the female. It is of critical importance that you get a pregnancy test, and soon.