[Dole]

The worst thing about the internet is realising that no matter what you like, and how worthwhile it is, there are hordes of utter wankers out there who like it the same as you - so the lesson is, just because someone/something has all these pointless willocks slobbering over it, it doesn't make it intrinsically shit in itself.

I think we can accept you as our cleaner James, but you're underqualified for anything else. Now mop these boards, bitch!