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Old Mar 9th, 2005, 12:11 AM        Re: I'm a god damned theif
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i am always stealing shit. i get away with it, and i am really good at it but i am starting to feel bad.
If I were you, I would funnel the energy you expend in being a shoplifting pile of shit into something positive....maybe learn to speak English, or learn a trade. You could be a janitor and clean up other peoples piss from train station floors......

Dear Cosmo Electrolux,
You have colon cancer. Can you not tell I am serious? You have been warned before it became cancer and you shirked your responsibility to your children by not consulting a doctor. Now it will be emotionaly turbulent for all those around you.

Sincerely, Evil Robot
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