[Schimid]

I lied and told everyone that I read all the Goosebump books, so I could be cool.

I lied and told everyone that I had seen all Friday The 13th's and Nightmare On Elm Streets.

We played WWF and we kicked the shit out of this kid for trying to hide in a treehouse. I gave him a Razor's Edge.

I played tag almost every day at recess.

We made fun of my friend for trying to be Undertaker and just waddling around.

I was loving Sega Channel, which is to this day the best thing ever.

I grabbed a cute teacher's butt on a dare.

I knew what sex was, but I thought that sex was over when the two parties got bored.

I was the Connect Four champion of my entire school.

I could throw a frisbee further than anyone in school.