I remember being taught about sunlight with a torch and a globe, and when the teacher turned the torch away from the globe for a moment I said "it's shining out into space!" and everyone laughed.
I remember I thought I was the shit because I would ask everyone "what would the world look like without any colour?" Then, when everyone responded "everything would be black" or "everything would be white," I'd get into a massive argument about wether or not they were colours or shades.
There was this kid called Luke Alderson who had about 6 girlfriends, so I held him up against the wall and threatened him to drop a couple of them or else. Me and my friends were planning on jumping him for it because there would be no women left for us.
I was pretty much a douchebag, I think.