[McClain]

You get a point for not authoring some cliched piece of shit.
You lose that point for not posting in the proper forum.
You get a point for getting your story off to a great start.
You lose that point because you go off on some literal exodus. Lame.
You lose another point because, OMG - is he still boring me with inane illustrations about Skeletors bumbling sidekicks?
You get a point for sticking your neck out there with a story.
You lose that point for probably being too oblivious to know that you'll get no accolades here.

Final score: -1 out of 10

I’d say lose about half of the references and prescribe this terminal story with a few spoons of FUCK.

OTHER NOMINEES:

bigtimecow loses a point for saying "loling". Dumbass.

NOT Jixby Phillips loses 10 points for using a laughing emoticon, saying "OMFG... HILLARIOUS!" for thanking you (like you did him a service or something) and for posting a smiling emoticon. You are the biggest piece of retarded shit. You're worse than this Baz@rr guy.

(Baz@rr earns back one point for NOT Being as Bad as NOT Jixby Phillips - Congratulations! You now have zero!)

(I take back everything I said about you NOT Jixby Phillips if your over-the-top statement was sarcasm and it went over-my-head. Please tell me it was sarcasm.)

WhiteRat is lucky enough to be recognized by me, even if it is to say that you suck; -1 point. Wholesome stories belong over at saddadcentral.com, not at I-Mockery.com.

Chojin earns two points for being prophetic, but loses one point for not moving this thread to the Stories for the Board. But gains that point back again because there is an AVLP addendum rule that states no moderator can be stripped of points, regardless of an exceedingly high post count. I think Ziggy made that ruling.

McClain loses one point for making a response that's almost as drudgingly long as that Skeletor story, but it doesn't matter because he's racked up so many fuckin' points he could be stupid like half of these Forum Twats for the rest of his natural born life and still have panache to spare.

In Christ,
McClain