[noob3]

dude id love to hang out with you or some of the other rare cool people here. one time, my friend billkosby was planning a roadtrip to chicago to hang out with our mutual internet friend purekovak. this would involve alot of drugs and alot of fastfood which would be alot of fun. and free save for gas and expenses. but my girlfriend threw a fit saying that billkosby (rygo of snagglepuss fame) was just going to try and molest my ass. shortly after she destroyed my computer (different reason) and i have never heard from either of them again! they were good friends! on the internet, though. but that dosnt matter

ONLY SHE TELLS ME IT DOESNT AND THEY ARNT MY REAL FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE HATES ME

edited because some of it didnt make sense