haha my girlfriend got a job a taco bell this week, though. so my life might get better! or she might just dump ME when she sees how bad it sucks to work to feed a shitty spouse like me. i doubt it, though. last time she had a job she bought me a $115 dollar guitar pedal for our anniversary. see, she's not all bad, guys!
but that was a long time ago. and she quit that job right after our anniversary. like, hours after, i believe. she only had it for 4 weeks.