i know man. she wont even let me use the internet in fear of me going into a crazed masturbational frenzy

i mean, yeah, i probably would if i really wanted to masturbate that bad. but whats wrong with that?
she has all these little problems with things i do and all these little rules it seems.. ive learned to live, yeah. through coniving of my own. like what im doing right now. im not even suppose to be posting here which is why i was on pants OUT OF TOTAL PARANOIA.