My mom just got me a book called "The Real Freshman Handbook," and it is by far the most informing thing I have ever read. I don't know what I would have done had it not been for my mom's awesomeness.
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Wonderbra.
Why contribute to the tabletop pornography ring of Victoria's Secret when you can get the same amazing effects from a slightly more perishable padding--- Wonder Bread? Simply add slices to achieve desired volume; remove when they become toasted.
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