[mburbank]

"If you are going to insult me, do it for a good reason and not childish pandering."

But I AM insulting you for a good reason, dumpling! Unless English is your second language, in which case I certainly apologize, your writing shows you are a very, VERY stupid person. The 'Short Bus'! My Goodness! I'm going to have to ask you to respect my allergies and blow the dust of your jokes before slapping them on the table like a damp Vienna sausage and claiming it's a Hickory Farms Beefstick!

Your arguments are at best substandard, you accept wholesale any information put before you by the administration, you date rape the English Language, you beat your chest like a sad combination of a frigate bird in full courtship display and Sgt. Rock and you employ the idiom of every message board half wit who ever lurched up from the primordial ooze and attained enough erection to crouch before a keyboard. Worse, you are a Sheeple! 'The Short Bus'! Honestly! You need to get the words "Typical Message board Monkey" on your forehead, but have them write backwards. That way you can read it in the medicine chest mirror while you tweeze that mornings crop of blackheads and practice masculine expressions for the next wave of prospective Freshman at Punitive Bastard Community College. If that is, you have time what with all the offers pouring ion from nuclear submarines and Chembio Units.