I was browsing the profiles on the Onion personals, and I noticed that all of them have a question of the format "(blank) is sexy, (blank) is sexier". The one that I really liked was "Rousseau's
Confessions is sexy, Augustine's is sexier". Too bad she didn't leave contact info
. But, it got me thinking: what would I put for that?
My conclusion:
Smoking a bong in a thong is sexy,
Smoking a hookah in a Stuka is sexier.