[mburbank]

I'm not making this up. Barbara Bush at the Whitehouse Press corps dinner made a joke about how little W knew about farm life. It ended like this:

"he tried to milk the horse. What's more--it was a male horse."


Now, not that I don't think that's kind of funny, but...

now stop me if I'm wrong here, did the Mom of the More Moral than Thou family just tell a joke about her husband masturbating a horse?


Cause I kind of think she was making a joke, see, wherein her husband, the leader of the world's last superpower, beat off a farm animal.

Maybe I'm wrong, but ... they didn't even makes them kind of jokes on 'Hee-Haw'.