Helm, does it really, really get to you that people like Mock, Protoclown, Spadowsky, McClain and other vets like and respect me, still ask me to come back to Virginia (Mock, that is) and hang out? Does it just eat at you that when I joined this board five long years ago, I "escaped initiation" and was never given my beatdown? It really fascinates me. We're not so different in so far as we can both be exceedingly arrogant and condescending (although you have the goods to back it up, of course
) and yet you find it necessary to try to lock horns with me at every opportunity. Are you jealous because you'll never truly understand the gigh? Please explain.