I answered the phone today. This is that convo.
Old man
"hell-hello? Is this the Portrait Studio?"
Me
"Yes sir, it is"
"Can I have my pictures taken today at 11:30?"
"Sir, it's 12:16 right now."
"You're very rude. I want my photo's taken at 11:30 tonight."
"Sir, we close at 7:00"
"Watcha trying to pull? The Walmart sign outside says yer open 24 hours a day"
"Sir, this is a PCA National store, and though we are located within a Walmart at this location, we are not part of Walmart, and not subjected to Walmart's times"
"You're Walmart photography though"
"No sir, we are not part of Walmart, we are just located within one"
"You can't do anything then. Damn useless if you ask me."
and then he hung up.