I've figured out why Wal*Mart is open 24 hours a day.
You ever been in one at 11 at night? That is, literally, when all the freaks come out. The white trash, I guess, just feels uncomfortable shopping next to daytime grandmothers and people that don't ritualistically drink themselves into stupidity. Only under the cover of night, much like Dracula, can they come out and take all 9 of their children shopping at the Grande Mecca of Hick Wares. It's also when all the 15-16 year old wiggers come out and harrass people at the gaming section and yell ****** at eachother as loud as they can (except in the presence of an actual black person
) The only thing I can see being threatening for them during the day is 1) a greater presence of the black community or 2) the greater presence of anime nerds clogging up the game and video section looking for the newest Yu-Gi-Oh DVD or whatever faggot anime games are out at the moment.
I've also noticed that these people seem to come to Wal*Mart more for the atmosphere than to actually buy anything. If the hicks do actually decide to spend their money on something, it's usually one piece of lawn furniature. A chair, most of the time. Just one chair. It's not even one of those portable folding chairs. Just a fucking plastic lawn chair.
edit: loo, owneds by filter
