Pay attention to me now.
I was once on a PBS telethon asking for people to pledge donations at the hundred dollar level to recieve a special gift actually worth fifteen dollars, when I started to choke on my own saliva and went into a fit of coughing. Someone even came on camera to ask if I was okay and finish my broadcast panhandling script.
The next time I am seen is in the back answering phones. My parents recorded it.