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I smoke. If I get fired "because of it" it's actually because my lame ass doesn't get the crap done that they want. I have a feeling my boss isn't too happy about it, but fuck, I take two 15 minute breaks per day to smoke. That's 30 minutes that I'm not doing shit. Other employees spend an hour shopping online or IMing their lesbian lovers.

If they fire me over smoking, it's probably because they don't want me working there. And if they don't want me working there, I probably don't want to be there anyway. I just hope they have the decency to let me resign over it, rather than having to tell a future employer they fired me because I smoke.