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Originally Posted by Mockery
Now where's your Star Wars piece for I-Mockery, huh? Yeah, a few checks and you're Lampoon's #1 bitchboy.
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After reading this piece, it's clear Max is saving his A-material for I-Mockery and I-Mockery alone.
Everyone, stay tuned for MY upcoming National Lampoon's piece; Things my Butt Smells Like. Here's a sample.
-Candy
-Starburst fruit chews
-Batteries
-AA batteries
-Pennies
-Cake
-Nachos
-Nacho cheese
-9-volt batteries
AND MORE!