I watch for and speak out against people who want to trample our basic freedoms and go against the principles our country supposedly stands for. You know, like guys who favor pre-emptive military action that threatens to destabilize already volatile regions of the world and worsen our country's relations with the entire world. Guys who favor racial profiling. Guys who favor barring people from military service because of their religious beliefs.
You know, guys like you.
As for my belt size, you're welcome to think whatever you want. I couldn't give less of a shit. I like poking fun at windbags like you, with your "Kill 'em all" gung-ho bullshit. And when someone says "Why don't you sign up?" you have some excuse. Wouldn't pass the physical? Get on a treadmill, fatty! Put your money where your fucking loud mouth is. I'm sure the Corps will be glad to hand you a rifle. You know, since you're so enamored with the concept of being a dehumanized killing machine.
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