Boy, she raises some great points! But you know, there's something suspicious: She kinda looks like a chink to me. I wonder if she came to this country with a diabolical scheme to infiltrate our society in the guise of a journalist, and she's providing secrets to the evil Red Chinese! We should kick her and all the other chinks out of the country, 'cause they're a threat to our security. Besides, that whole diversity thing is way overrated.
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The cigar boss