[James]

The only time we need to know where something is, is if we're going to bomb the shit out of it (thus wiping it off the map anyway).

USA! USA! USA!

I don't really give a shit what the average rainfall of Uzbekestan is. Damn foreign people think they're so smart because they can alphabetize the names of all the official dances in the 10 regions of Mexico or whateverthefuck. WELL WHO CARES? NOT ME! NOT-FUCKING-ME!