[Yggdrasill]

If I was goth wouldn't I have started the topic like this?

Woe is me,
for I am forever and always to see
the stupidity of man whilst I dine on
the blood of the ignorant
in the dankest, darkest corners of the earth
but all is not lost,
for I have found something...
it runs like blood
and tastes like the nectar of the gods
I , Lord Gailevulas Totalitarianism, have found
Pomegranate juice


And if I was goth I would so be the King Goth because of my goth poetry and I would have a shield and a sword and all that shit not to mention special powers like GOTH SHIELD, DEPRESSION BEAM, and TEARS OF DOOM and i'm 1000 years old.