I haven't posted pics in awhile, so why the hell not? Besides, it's been awhile since Spadowsky has compared me to the singer for Chevelle.

My 24th birthday, before the party. My sister jumps in and ambushes me with *gasps* FAMILY AFFECTION! Immunity shots soon follow.

aww lookit it's my cute cuddly puppy awwwwwww

My 24th birthday again... this time about 12 Budweisers later. Notice that, when properly celebrating birthdays, you MUST go out in a suit.

Uhm me and my girlfriend awwwwww

About two weeks later. My hair grows super fast

VOGUE

WORK IT GIRL

HEROIN CHIC OMG oh it's just a cigarette nvm

haha They Call Me Neo

FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB LMAO

HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE WELCOME TO THE INTERNET OMG

Hair growing back... now it's getting all curly in the back like Schimid's.