Goddamn it.
Chojin has started up yet another character.
Ah Jesus
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ALESIA
Well, no matter how bad your life gets, at least you're not a big pink guy called Moles Quibus.
Or Vulg Painbrain.
Last mission I tried, I ran into these guys. I'd had quite the winning streak earlier with no real idiots in my teams, but now they all showed up at once. Worst of all was the warrior Kevin Crisp, who insisted everyone should "w8 4" him every ten minutes so he could get another coke. He was also quite the comedian.
Oh, what surprise lol he wants another lol drink lol
lol we were attacked while we were w8ing 4 u lol
oh s o u t h p a r k w8 lol
lol did u forg8 teh 4 times i rezzd u lol and de fact i did 10 t1m35 the damg u evr did lol