[Daphne]

that line about 'jump starting the earth' has to be the lamest line I've ever heard. It's such a laboured delivery! Looks beyond fucking awful.

I do, however, love that the 'rave reviews' for it say shit like: "This is what Armageddon wanted to be!"
And then the name of the reviewer is SO SMALL you can't make it out. You just know it was someone like "Jane Smith -JFK High School Newspaper".