[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Helm

No, idiot. You're only funny unintentionally. You're not a comedic genious. In fact, you've not once made a 'joke' as far as I can recall. Don't flatter yourself. We're laughing AT you, not with you. We're laughing because it's almost impossible to believe that someone could be so self-centered, yet have so little to feel superior about. You're the proof that even the most humbly equipped creatures have a full soul, OAO.

You don't have the ability to tell what I'm thinking, Helm. Period.

Congratulations for coming to terms with an aspect of your idiocy. Now deal with it.

The key, Helm, is "on some level."

Narcissism - The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits. Source: www.dictionary.com

That's not narcissism, jerk, it's basic self-asteem. It doesn't include posting pictures flexing on the internet, for christ's sake.

...which I did because people had been badgering me about it for YEARS.

Yeah because you're not a base animal at all, living according to it's most atavistic leanings. Thanks for, with just a simple sentence, proving more than ever before what an intellectual poseur you are. You want to be successful SO BAD it's funny and sad to watch. You don't want to be aware of yourself, or of the human condition and that would be FINE if you hadn't played yourself like a political activist and crap. Man, when you discover college life it's going to get worse.

So because I'm happy with my traits, I can't be curious about the world around me and possess intellectual thought? Successful at what, anyway? If any one here has an ego, it's you, considering how you think you know me so well and all. Yes Helm, I'm sure you've got me all figured out.

Self-actualization? Are you insane? Here you're unwittingly admitting that the small head is doing most of the thinking and you have the nerve to go on about a fucking QUEST of self-actualization? Chill, geekboy, you're as far lost up your own ass as ever before. Run back to the gym and do some more bench-presses, idiot. Who would have known that all it would take for you to be happy would be retarded muscle mass, girls and self-professed intelectual superiority. Yeah, OAO, you're very deep. Right. up. the. butt.

What I'm admitting is that I like myself. So what? Just because I'm happy with myself doesn't mean that I can't be on the path towards improving even more.

what you believe in isn't the issue. that you believe in them so you can pick up chicks is sadly, the case. Trust me, OAO, I know you better than you know yourself. I've been there, and I did my best to get the hell out of there and gosh, you seem to be firmly entrenched in retardation.

Helm, anarcho-capitalism doesn't get you laid. If anything, it gets you shunned. Just. quit. talking. shit. OK? You might want to start analyzing your own illusion of superiority.