[mburbank]

DO NOT DELETE HER THREADS, PLEASE!

An alphabet of reasons to let !!!'s posts be.

A.) I like them.
B.) I think they are often funny.
C.) When not funny, I find them puzzling, a feeling I enjoy.
D.) Thinking about her having been in jail and wondering if it is true or not can be a sexy passtime.
E.) She has learned to drink the Nerve Food Tonic.
F.) All of the above.
G.) None of the above.
H.) All of the above.
I.) Deleting her threads leaves us open to the charge of 'not being funny anymore'
J.) etc.
H.) see 'H'
K.) is for 'Kontraception'.
L.) is for Lthe Lfirst Lammendment.
M.) Is for the million things she gave me
N.) Is for NOT doing the 'is for ' thing anymore.
O.) This one time? She talked me off a bridge. And the guy who's mouth it was in was WAY grateful.
P.) Hee hee. I said Pee.
Q.) What the FUCK! I mean, come on, this placed used to be FUN!
R.) The watermelon joke was fucking hysterical.
S.) I have no idea what she actually looks like unless she's Jixby but if she isn't it's quite possible she's a TEEN HOTTY ON THE LOOSE!
T.) It's not impossible. I can think what I want. Fuckers.
U.) This alphabet of reasons ends with the letter U.
&.) My istake. It ends with the & sign. I hope that's an 'ampersand'. I like te word 'ampersand.'