Let's dissect your previous statement. Since you're such a smart guy and everything.
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Originally Posted by Terren
How fucking backwards are you people.
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Is that a question or a statement? And why on earth would anyone who HASN'T attended a "foam party" be backwards? The only people attending these parties are lonely men and 4 strippers. Get a fuckin' clue.
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Originally Posted by Terren
We have had foam parties here since 1996.
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Awesome! Next time were there we'll come visit one of your traditional foam parties. You guys no doubt wrote the book on how to fill a room with foam and dance around like faggots. Matter of fact, I'm on my way there right now!
P.S. Where is "here"?
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Originally Posted by Terren
Chicks in bikini tops (for the first half of the evening).
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OMG! You went to a foam party and saw chicks in bikini tops? AMAZING! Is that allowed? I heard it was illegal. You can't go anywhere these days and see women in bikinis. (beaches) LUCKY BASTARD! Were you jerking off hard core that night? (pool) I WOULD HAVE BEEN ONCE I SAW A CHICK IN A BIKINI! (peer through crack in your mom's door)
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Originally Posted by Terren
You can still breath in the foam you just have to know how.
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That's quite a talent you've got there. No doubt you've perfected it at these parties... You know, I'm sure that would be a great bullet on a resume! "Proven performer. Can breathe in foam!"
I would like to invite you over this weekend so you can demonstrate how to breathe in my bathtub full of Barbasol.
I changed my mind. You are awesome. Stick around! We have a lot in common. I can breathe in cool whip (you just have to know how to do it).