[Skulhedface]

While I have yet to run into a little kid that uses the word "bitches" so freely, I do have a similar experience.

I do my grocery shopping really late at night so as to avoid having to stand in line at Wal-Mart for 30 minutes... I was there on a Wednesday night at 3am and there's a kid, who couldn't have been older than 10, unsupervised, in the electronics department. He was sitting there playing the Gamecube on display and as I'm looking through the $10 DVDs I hear this kid scream loudly "FUCK! The fucking thing fucking killed me!"

More than anything, I was amused because as cliche as foul-mouthed kids are, I'd never actually heard one in real life. I turn to look and see, and the kid looks at me and says "What the fuck you staring at?"

I didn't have a lot of time to react like Studio8 did so I just came up with the quickest answer I could; "My next victim." Then I winked at him, and he took off running.

I wish I could say there was some spectacular ending to this, but it was anti-climactic, as I didn't see that kid (or his parents, if they were there as well) the rest of the time I was there.