[Ramco]

This album does worse than suck! I mean, I can pop in Hulk Hogan's CD for a good laugh every now and then but after Fabio I feel immasculated and downright creepy. I've listened to it through the whole way and the only way to preserve my sanity is to get some observations out on the table.

"And dee only music is dee music we make togetharr."
If it's anything like the music on the album I would want to get as far away from Fabio as I could...

"Fabio: On Humor"
I was expecting this track to be more entertaining, like a collection of Fabio's best jokes!

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"FABIO!!!"

"I like nawthing bettor than to surprise my lady weeth a plane teecket, and a toothbrush, and her bikini."
Any woman would be surprised to find Fabio wearing their swimsuit, clutching a toothbrush and rambling about going to the Maldives.

As we all know, every woman wants to be Fabioed...
Fabio! Fabio! Fabio!