[CaptainBubba]

When I draw into mind a physical manifestation of this internet personality I see The archetypal high school vice-principal but with darker and heavier bags under his eyes, patches of hair on his head reminiscent of canine mange, and for some reason he is stuck to his leather reclining chair because he is nude and his glandular disorder has provided a resevoir of sweat not unlike resin near his chunky ass.

Also he goes to graduations and kicks crying grandparents out for not following the strict dresscode, goes home, jerks off to Boston and Shaun, then gives face to a pistol for 2 hours and drinks himself to sleep.