[CaptainBubba]

I smoked 8 bowls of Captain Spice, Rum Runner, and Black Forest tabacco two days ago and took it like a champ even though I don't smoke, hate smokers, and technically have asthma.

When people offer me clove ciggarettes I punch them in the heart and call them a ridiculous faggot. I am not kidding. The only guy I know who seriously smoked clove ciggarettes and didnt just view them as novelty was a 19 year old Itialian guy with a weight problem and a gland disorder who lived with his parents and dedicated his life to "local emo music" concerts.

Where I live and grew up "straight edge" means "I am so socially inept and receeded into my egomaniacal introvertedness that I will blatantly parade my personal and BORING life choices to everyone who will listen". Also it means they are probably a ridiculous faggot.