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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Brighton & Motherfucking Hove
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Aug 17th, 2005, 05:04 PM
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Blandine Alexander, 33, said one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she smeared herself in her own defecate and vomit, in an attempt to repel the other shoppers around her. When this failed, she threatened to 'rape everyone in this room' if she did not receive her discounted goods forthwith. Upon finally being presented with one of the second hand ibooks, she sat quietly amongst the crowd, smearing her own blood onto the laptop, wailing in an orgiastic frenzy of consumer satisfaction.
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 I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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