[MetalMilitia]

A guy walks into a sex shop, he wants to buy a blow up doll so he wanders up to the counter:

Customer: "I would like to purchase a blow up doll"
Shop assistant: "Ok, what colour would you like it; black or white?"
Customer: "hmm, white"

Shop assistant:"right-o, what religion? we have christian or muslim"
Customer: "uhh, whats the difference"
Shop assistant: "Well the muslim ones blow themselves up"