[Emu]

No matter what criticisms Creationists or Intelligent Design "theorists" or whatever say, ID will never be science, and if it gets into science classes, I'm getting the fuck out of this country, before the black hole of idiocy sucks me in.

Can you imagine the tests?

1) How, in Intelligent Design, does the unspecified Creator of indiscernable origin who may or may not be divine create life?
a. Magic Powers
b. Undefinable divine powers that are beyond the realm of reality as we know it
c. Evolution/Satan
d. We don't know

2) How do we study the Creation?
a. We read the Holy Bible and discern clues with the scientifically proven fact of gematria
b. We don't know
c. Ask Buddha
d. Fuck, we don't know how this works. BUT WE KNOW IT'S RIGHT.

Intelligent Design can never be put to the scientific theory; therefore, it isn't even in the realm of science. It doesn't belong in a science class. It's all just guesswork.