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Mar 28th, 2003, 09:34 PM
what is the reason of your existence?
i have cancer
What's it like wearing acid washed jeans?
Like going back in time! Except without the loony tunes chasing me down the frozen food aisle with an erect penis on the moon!
why does the baseball bat break everytime I hit myself over the head with it?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Do your jeans smell lemony fresh?
Go eat a spoonful of dick lint.
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 Dos mio! You shot him! There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! -Maurice Chavez, Grand Theft Auto:Vice City
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