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At which point the Archbishop farted loudly and announced it was time for tea.

You see, the Archbishop knows that every other Western country that has fought anywhere has done the exact same thing, so the U.S. isn't all that special afterall. Except, the U.S. usually tries to end up with as much influence as it can over liberated countries.

The Archbishop sipped his tea with a small, knowing smile; it was a good fart. "Better out than in, I always say," he thought to himself, and thanked God that Europe is full of white people.