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A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
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Classic
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It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
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Hear that, Roger Clemens? And splintered bats aren't looked too kindly upon, either.
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The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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We'll just refer to this as the Law of gravity.