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From Louisiana:

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

Damn! Time to discard the death ray.

One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

It's a wonder politicians don't fill our jail cells, yuk yuk yuk

Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.

Not only do you have to worry about dropping the soap, but you have to make sure not to slip on it, either.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

What about gumming someone?

All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs.

Because it's important to have standards.

Trying to save the rain forest? Don’t try in New Orleans, because it is illegal to plant a tree in any city park.

So don't even try to play in a New Orleans rainforest.

Don’t try to do any kind of fancy bicycle riding in this town. All riders must keep at least one hand on the wheel at all times.

So even if New Orleans wasn't a lake, you won't be seeing the X-Games there.

No person may predict another's future.

Good thing Miss Cleo was fake. Otherwise she'd have STILL been in trouble.

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.

Yeah. Wait until after it's in burger form.

It is illegal to be an alcoholic.

Good thing this isn't enforced, otherwise Goodbye Mardi Gras.