[KevinTheOmnivore]

And now, Bill Maher's take on it:


>>>BILL MAHER's CLOSE ON HIS SHOW:



>>>"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more
>>>money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war
>>>because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has
>>>become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The
>>>cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you.
>>>Mission accomplished.
>>>
>>>"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk
>>>away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and
>>>the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job.
>>>How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many
>>>other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I
>>>know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela.
>>>Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to
>>>the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
>>>
>>>"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern
>>>like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that
>>>you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a
>>>man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an
>>>entire city to rising water and snakes.
>>>
>>>"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four
>>>airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the city of New
>>>Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this
>>>country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.

>>>"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "