[CaptainBubba]

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So Theres this guy. And I like him. But his ex who still calls him and nags him is my worst enemy and she hates me.

So I was at his house and we did the horizontal ho-down. While I was there his ex called. It was bad that she called.

I think hes hot and I want to be with him, but his ex is so mean and still calls him.

I'm a fucking idiot that I need advice in this situation.

Thats about it Jamesman.