[glowbelly]

i had a buttload of history classes in highschool. this one was called europe since 1500 and i aced the fucking class but i failed because i missed too many days.

yeah, so...no. you are wrong, miss slink.

although i will admit that not until recently have they started teaching the true story of colonization of america. when i was little it was all pilgrims and indians and turkeys and hooray we love everyone.