[kahljorn]

"OK, lemme put it this way. If a soldier puts down his gun to get out his camera, he's not doing his fucking job. Is that clear enough for you?"

Yea, cause you know, they never get breaks and stuff. Did you know when they sleep they also cuddle with their guns? I mean, sure, there's been a few rough cuddling incidents where someone twitched a bit in their sleep and blew off some body parts, but other than that they are absolutely enamered.
Also all bodies are picked up immediately by a representive of God's Mortuary service. Where you don't just die, you get a free photo of you sitting on god's lap. Won't your friends be jealous.


"What? This concerns me because I'm a US citizen, and these soldiers represent my country. "

lol. Yes, they represent you and your interests. The fact that they "Represent your country" means you should shut your trap and let them trade pictures of dead bodies for porno. Not like they are living it up there. Nothing like an ice cold glass of bullets flying at you.